I DID WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO.
HE RUINED IT.
THE LOUSY DO-GOODER RUINED IT.
NOW HE'LL STICK HIS NOSE INTO MY OIL SCHEME
AND RUIN THAT, TOO.
I'VE GOT TO GET RID OF HIM.
BUT HOW, SHOOT HIM?
KRYPTONITE.
WHAT?
OR KRYPTONHAM...
OR KRYPTONHEIMER?
THERE'S STUFF THAT CAN HURT SUPERMAN.
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?
I KNOW SOME THINGS.
SO I UNDERSTAND FROM THE GRAFFITI I'VE SEEN.
SHE'S RIGHT.
KRYPTONITE! I REMEMBER READING ABOUT IT.
WHERE DOES IT COME FROM?
THE SAME PLANET SUPERMAN CAME FROM--
KRYPTON.
WHERE IS KRYPTON?
IT BLEW UP IN SPACE MANY YEARS AGO.
THEY SENT SUPERMAN HERE WHEN HE WAS A BABY.
I KNOW SOME THINGS, TOO.
WAIT A MINUTE.
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A PLANET EXPLODES--
DEBRIS, THINGS FLOATING IN SPACE.
WE HAVE TO FIND OUT WHERE IN HEAVEN KRYPTON WAS
AND HAVE GUS CONTACT THE VULCAN SATELLITE.
GUS HAS BEEN THINKING.
THAT'S WHY I KEEP YOU AROUND.
I'M THINKING I'M NOT MAKING ENOUGH MONEY
FOR THIS GIG.
GUS...
IF THERE'S ANYTHING I HATE, IT'S GREED.
GREED? MR. ROSS, JUST A MINUTE.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I CAN'T SKI!
AHHHHH!
OHHHHHH!
[WHISTLES]
[HORN HONKS]
OHH!
Ross: ONCE GUS CONTACTS THE VULCAN SATELLITE,
HE ORDERS IT TO SEARCH OUTER SPACE
AROUND WHERE KRYPTON WENT BYE-BYE.
THE LASER PROBE
LOCKS ONTO A CHUNK OF KRYPTONITE.
THE COMPUTER ANALYZES THE COMPONENTS,
AND THE LAB DUPLICATES THE STUFF.
UNKNOWN?
WHAT THE HELL? THEY DON'T SMOKE IT.
MR. WHITE CAN'T BE DISTURBED.
AFTER ALL, HE IS THE EDITOR.
WHERE IS HE?
HE'LL PAY FOR THIS.
IT'S NOT MR. WHITE'S FAULT.
GET OUT YOUR WALLET, MR. EDITOR!
GOOD MORNING.
DON'T "GOOD MORNING" ME!
"OLD RELATIONSHIPS SUDDENLY SEEM VERY MUCH THE SAME.
"THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL..."
"IS STILL THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN SCHOOL."
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[RING]
HELLO.
HELLO? OH, HI, CLARK.
LANA! HI.
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU.
OH! LISTEN, I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH RICKY.
WHY? WHAT'S WRONG?
IT'S THE AUTOGRAPH YOU GOT FROM SUPERMAN.
HE TOLD THE KIDS
SUPERMAN'S COMING FOR HIS BIRTHDAY WEDNESDAY.
WHEN SUPERMAN DOESN'T SHOW UP, IT'S GOING TO...
WELL, IN THIS CASE,
I THINK I CAN SPEAK FOR SUPERMAN.
WE'RE PRETTY CLOSE.
TELL RICKY SUPERMAN WILL BE THERE ON WEDNESDAY.
WELL, HE'LL GET THE BEST HOME-COOKED MEAL
HE'S HAD IN A LONG TIME.
TELL SUPERMAN WE THINK HE'S WONDERFUL.
BUT, CLARK...
YOU'RE THE BEST.
I'LL TAKE IT TO THE SUPREME COURT.
IT WASN'T OUR FAULT.
IT WAS AN ACT OF GOD.
IN A CHURCH?
HEY, HERE'S THAT COMPOUND YOU ORDERED.
CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT YOU WANT WITH IT,
BUT YOU GOT IT.
WHAT THE HELL AM I AFRAID FOR?
I'M FROM EARTH.
[MARCHING BAND PLAYS]
LANA, I REALLY WASN'T EXPECTING ALL THIS.
I GUESS THEY GOT CARRIED AWAY.
SUPERMAN...
WE ALL KNOW
THAT YOU'RE NOT LOOKING FOR HONORS,
BUT WHEN WE HEARD
YOU WERE COMING TO SEE RICKY,
WE REALIZED THIS WAS OUR CHANCE
TO THANK YOU
FOR PUTTING OUT THE FIRE
AND FOR SAVING LITTLE RICKY.
SINCE YOU ALREADY HAVE THE KEY
TO OUR HEARTS,
SUPERMAN...
MAY I PRESENT YOU
WITH THE KEY TO THE CITY?
THANK YOU, SIR.
THANK YOU.
[HORN HONKS]
[HONK]
AS YOU WERE!
NOW, LISTEN UP!
I JUST CAME DIRECTLY FROM THE PENTAGON,
AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE
THERE'S A DAMN GOOD REASON I DID.
BECAUSE GOD'S GIVEN US
ONE OF THE GREATEST GIFTS IN THE WORLD--
CHEMICALS!
YOU LIKE TO SIT IN CHURCH ON SUNDAY, DON'T YOU?
YOU LIKE TO SIT AND WATCH THE SUPER BOWL.
SIT ON WHAT?
YOU SIT ON MOLDED PLASTIC SEATS--
MOLDED TO YOUR WELL-FED BEHINDS!
I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU
THAT AMERICA LEADS THE WORLD IN PLASTICS.
WE CANNOT AFFORD A CHEMICAL PLASTICS GAP!
NOW, LISTEN TO ME.
DO YOU WANT
OUR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
SITTING DOWN TO WRITE A PEACE TREATY
AND HAVE HIS BALLPOINT PEN BUST OPEN
AND INK RUN ALL OVER HIS PANTS
IN FRONT OF WORLD LEADERS?
NOW WE ALL KNOW
THAT LAST WEEK,
HALF OF THIS GREAT NATION
ALMOST BIT THE BULLET,
IF IT WASN'T FOR THIS MAN HERE.
YAY! YAY!
ALL I CAN SAY
IS THANK THE LORD FOR SUPERMAN.
YAY! YAY! YAY!
SUPERMAN, YOU SAVED OUR BACON,
AND I'D LIKE TO SHOW OUR GRATITUDE.
THIS IS A SMALL TOKEN OF OUR APPRECIATION
FOR SAVING US FROM A CHEMICAL PLANT DISASTER.
THANK YOU.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, GENERAL.
IT'S VERY NICE. THANK YOU.
IT'S VERY NICE.
HOW DO I KNOW WHAT "UNKNOWN" MEANS?
UNKNOWN MEANS NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT IS.
HELLO, BOSS?
GUS GORMAN HERE.
IKNOWTHAT.
HOW DID IT GO?
YOU KNOW HOW THEY'RE TRYING TO FIND THE RECIPE
IN THAT CHICKEN IN THE BUCKET,
AND NOBODY KNOWS THE INGREDIENT
BECAUSE IT'S UNKNOWN?
WELL, IN KRYPTONITE, THERE'S AN UNKNOWN ELEMENT,
AND SUPERMAN DIDN'T DIE.
HE DIDN'T DIE.
I ASKED YOU TO KILL SUPERMAN,
AND YOU'RE TELLING ME
YOU COULDN'T DO THAT ONE SIMPLE THING?
UH...
HELLO?
HELLO.
HE HASN'T HAD A NAP FOR YEARS.
THIS WAS A BIG DAY. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU FOR THAT WONDERFUL LUNCH.
I DO LIKE TO COOK.
YOU'LL TAKE COFFEE, WON'T YOU?
YES, PLEASE.
DECAFFEINATED, OF COURSE.
RIGHT.
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HELLO?
YES.
WHAT?
REALLY?
YEAH, YEAH. HE'S HERE.
I'LL TELL HIM. BYE-BYE.
THAT WAS MY FRIEND BETTY.
THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT.
A TRUCK CRASHED THROUGH THE RIVER BRIDGE.
IT'S HANGING OFF THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE,
AND THE DRIVER'S STILL IN THE CAB.
I HATE TO RUSH YOU.
THERE'S NO RUSH.
BUT THE BRIDGE.
I ALWAYS GET THERE ON TIME.
LET'S RELAX.
IT'S UNUSUAL FINDING A GOOD-LOOKING GIRL
LIKE YOU ALONE LIKE THIS.
LISTEN, UM...
SHOULDN'T YOU DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THE BRIDGE?
WHAT BRIDGE?
YOU'RE RIGHT.
I HAVE TO GET GOING.
GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
GET HIM OUT, QUICK!
THAT THING'S GOING TO GO.
EVERYBODY OK?
WHAT CAN I DO?
NOTHING, NOW.
IF ONLY YOU'D GOTTEN HERE SOONER.
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
STRONZO, SUPERMAN!
"AT A SPECIAL SESSION OF THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY,
"178 COUNTRIES VOTED TO CENSURE SUPERMAN
WITH ONLY COLOMBIA ABSTAINING."
I CAN TELL YOU ONE THING.
HE WASN'T SO MEAN AND NASTY
IN SMALLVILLE.
HE WAS SO NICE,
I HATED LAYING THAT BIG CHUNK OF...
KRYPTONITE!
DON'T YOU SEE?
THAT STUFF WASN'T A COMPLETE FAILURE AFTER ALL.
AFTER GUS GAVE IT TO HIM,
HE BECAME AN EVIL, SELFISH--
A NORMAL PERSON.
NOW THAT SUPERMAN
IS OUT OF THE NICE GUY BUSINESS...
WE CAN WORK ON THAT OIL.
HA HA HA...
Announcer: AND NOW, THE SUPREME MOMENT
AS THE LAST RUNNER,
THE ONE GIVEN THE GREAT HONOR
OF LIGHTING THE CEREMONIAL FLAME
RUNS THE LAST LEG OF A MARATHON
THAT BEGAN 7 DAYS AGO,
AS THIS TORCH WAS PASSED
FROM ATHLETE TO ATHLETE
FOR 970 MILES
ACROSS THE COUNTRY.
HOW CAN HE SAY PURE CATEGORIES
HAVE NO MEANING IN TRANSCENDENTAL LOGIC?
WHAT ABOUT SYNTHETIC UNITY?
HI, HONEY. AM I IN YOUR WAY?
STICK AROUND.
YOU MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING.
HI, LORELEI.
OIL TANKERS ARE CONTROLLED BY COMPUTERS.
COMPUTERS TELL THEM WHERE TO GO
AND WHERE TO DELIVER OIL.
DON'T THEY HAVE CAPTAINS?
YES, BUT THEY DON'T NEED THEM.
IT'S SENTIMENTAL SEAFARING BALONEY.
YOU'LL COMMAND THE TANKERS
TO SAIL TOWARD A 50-MILE AREA
IN THE ATLANTIC.
AND DO WHAT?
AND DO NOTHING.
JUST SIT THERE.
HOW WILL THE PEOPLE GET THEIR OIL?
YOU CATCH ON FAST, OLD BUDDY.
EVERY OIL PUMP IN AMERICA
IS RUN BY--
COMPUTERS, I KNOW!
STOP INTERRUPTING!
I'M SORRY.
YOU WILL COMMAND THE PUMPS
TO STOP PUMPING.
THEN I WANT YOU TO PROGRAM ONE SPECIAL COMMAND
INTO ALL THESE SYSTEMS.
TELL THEM THESE ORDERS ARE IRREVERSIBLE
SO IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANYONE
TO SWITCH THEM BACK.
CAN YOU DO THIS FOR ME, OLD BUDDY?
OLD PAL?
YOU GET YOUR WAY ALL THE TIME.
AND IT'S NOT RIGHT.
WHEN DO I GET A TASTE?
I THINK YOU'VE ALREADY
HAD A TASTE OF FREEDOM, HAVEN'T YOU?
OR WOULD YOU PREFER JAIL?
YOU CAN'T RUN THAT JAIL NUMBER ANYMORE.
I MEAN MORE TO YOU OUT HERE
DOING THINGS FOR YOU
THAN SITTING IN JAIL DOING NOTHING FOR NOBODY.
I SEE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
A WASTEBASKET?
NO.
THESE ARE PLANS.
BLUEPRINTS.
FOR WHAT?
A COMPUTER.
YOU'VE ALREADY GOT COMPUTERS.
THERE'S NOT A COMPUTER LIKE THIS ANYPLACE.
IT DOESN'T EXIST.
WE HAVE TO BUILD IT.
WHAT WILL IT DO?
ANYTHING I TELL IT.
WHAT WILL IT DO FOR ME?
ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO TELL IT TO DO FOR YOU.
TELL ME.
FIRST OF ALL,
IF ANYONE ATTACKS THIS MACHINE,
THE COMPUTER COUNTER-ATTACKS THEM.
IT FINDS THEIR WEAKNESSES AND WIPES THEM OUT.
RIGHT. YOU DEAL WITH MY OIL,
AND I'LL BUILD YOU YOUR MACHINE.
OK, I'LL DO IT,
BUT I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THIS IRREVERSIBLE BUSINESS.
ALL KINDS OF-- WHAT THE HELL?
THAT'S IT. THE LAST TANKER.
THEY'RE ALL MINE NOW. ALL MINE.
YAY!
NOT QUITE.
HMM?
WHAT'S THAT IN THE UPPER MIDDLE QUADRANT?
IT'S A TANKER.
AND IT'S GOING THE WRONG WAY.
SKIPPER, THERE IT IS AGAIN.
"PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO LATITUDE 30 NORTH
"LONGITUDE 45 WEST.
THERE AWAIT FURTHER ORDERS."
THAT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE ATLANTIC.
I'M NOT GOING THERE
JUST TO AWAIT FURTHER ORDERS!
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO TO METROPOLIS,
AND WE'RE GOING TO METROPOLIS.
THAT'S WHERE SHE IS.
GET IT UP THERE!
MISS!
MISS, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
WE'RE HERE TO HELP YOU!
DO NOT JUMP!
I REPEAT, DO NOT JUMP!
THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER GET HERE.
DON'T EXPECT ME TO SAVE YOU.
I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.
I'M LONG PAST SAVING.
WELL...DON'T LET ME KEEP YOU FROM ANYTHING.
I'M IN NO RUSH.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE IN MIND?
LOTS OF THINGS.
OH, YEAH?
AH!
OOH!
DO ME ONE FAVOR FIRST.
WHAT'S THAT?
WELL...
THERE'S THIS LITTLE BOAT,
AND IT'S NOT GOING
WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO.
Man: STOP ALL ENGINES!
STOP ALL ENGINES!
THE THIRD AND FOURTH TANK!
HI.
HOW ABOUT A LITTLE APRèèS SKI?
CHAMPAGNE?
AAH!
TAKE YOUR TURN LIKE ANYBODY ELSE!
FRED! STOP IT!
HE'S COMING OVER HERE, MARTHA!
OOH! OOH!
DON'T YOU DO THAT!
OH!
PLEASE!
HIT HIM WITH YOUR HANDBAG!
PLEASE HELP ME!
SOMEBODY'S BEATING UP MY HUSBAND!
JACK, GO WITH HER.
THIRD ONE TODAY.
AT NIGHT, IT'S WORSE.
SOMEBODY'S BEHIND THIS.
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THERE'S NO OIL
AND THAT SOMEONE'S NOT GETTING RICH OFF THIS.
SOMEONE'S ALWAYS GETTING RICH.
AND YOU KNOW WHO SUFFERS?
THE SMALL GUY.
Radio: THE EAST COAST GETS THE BRUNT OF THE SPILL.
GUYS, TAKE THAT IN HERE.
NO, I CANNOT GO OUT WITH YOU TONIGHT.
I'M BUSY TOMORROW NIGHT, TOO.
DOING WHAT?
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
I GOT TO GO.
RICKY NEEDS ME.
BRAD, PLEASE STOP CALLING!
LISTEN TO ME.
YOU BETTER APPRECIATE BRAD.
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT IN SMALLVILLE?
WHAT ELSE HAVE I GOT IN SMALLVILLE?
I THINK I GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.
SO DO I.
SMALLVILLE AIRPORT.
WHAT FLIGHTS DO YOU HAVE TO METROPOLIS?
MMM.
WHERE DO I PUT THIS?
OVER THERE. THERE.
WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS?
PUT IT UP THERE!
ARE YOU KIDDING?
I'M NOT GOING IN THERE.
HEY! HEY!
JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE.
I CAN'T GET THROUGH.
THERE'S SOMETHING HAPPENING.
LOOK! SUPERMAN'S DRUNK!
I WANT TO SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING.
RICKY! RICKY!
RICKY!
THANK YOU.
IT'S A DISGRACE.
NOBODY'LL TRUST THAT CREEP AGAIN.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? HUH?
EXCUSE ME, SUPERMAN,
IT'S ME, RICKY.
RICKY FROM SMALLVILLE.
SAY YOU WON'T HURT ANYBODY!
RICKY, HE'S CHANGED!
MAYBE HE'S JUST SICK.
SUPERMAN, PLEASE GET BETTER!
HE'S NOT LISTENING TO YOU.
YES, HE IS.
HE'S GOT SUPERHEARING.
SUPERMAN, YOU'RE JUST IN A SLUMP!
YOU'LL BE GREAT AGAIN!
DO IT, SUPERMAN!
SUPERMAN, YOU CAN HEAR ME,
CAN'T YOU?
SUPERMAN, YOU'RE JUST IN A SLUMP!
YOU'LL BE GREAT AGAIN!
YOU CAN DO IT, SUPERMAN!
SUPERMAN, YOU CAN HEAR ME.
YOU'RE JUST IN A SLUMP.
I KNOW YOU CAN...
YOU CAN DO IT, SUPERMAN.
AAAAAAHHH!
HE'S GONE NUTS!
COME ON!
HA HA HA HA!
I CAN GIVE AS GOOD AS I GET.
YEAH? ALL RIGHT.
COME ON! COME ON!
TOO WARM FOR YOU, HUH?
HUH?
COME ON, CHICKEN!
COME AND GET ME.
GET UP!
AAH!
YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO FLY, KENT.
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE.
SKIPPER!
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?
Ross: LORELEI AMBROSIA ISN'T AT HOME,
BUT IF YOU CARE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE,
WHY NOT DELIVER IT TO HER IN PERSON?
SO YOU'VE FINALLY SHOWN YOUR TRUE COLORS.
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR US,
HERE'S WHERE YOU'LL FIND US.
DO DROP IN.
THESE ARE FUN!
FUN? THE FUN'S JUST STARTING.
WAIT TILL SUPERMAN FINDS US.
THEN YOU'LL SEE FUN.
YOU'RE GOING TO MESS WITH SUPERMAN?
I WANT TO BE READY
WHEN HE FALLS INTO OUR TRAP.
WHY CAN'T YOU BALLOON DOWN LIKE US?
OH...
NO WAY.
I DON'T BELIEVE A MAN CAN FLY.
GEE! WATCH OUT, HORSIE!
NO! DON'T, DON'T!
JUST DON'T TRY TO FLY.
DON'T TRY TO FLY.
HEY THERE!
GET OUT OF MY WAY.
HURRY! HERE WE ARE!
I AM HURRYING.
I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING!
TURN ON THE LIGHT.
WHERE'S THE LIGHT SWITCH?
WHERE DO YOU USUALLY FIND IT?
OH! IT'S PITCH BLACK!
OOH, THAT'S BETTER.
WOW! WHAT A JUKEBOX!
I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I?
THERE! THE ULTIMATE COMPUTER.
IT DOES EVERYTHING A NORMAL COMPUTER CAN DO
AND A THOUSAND THINGS NONE OF THEM CAN DO.
LET'S GIVE IT A DRY RUN.
WE'VE GOT TO WAIT FOR GUS.
WHO NEEDS GUS?
HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN OPERATE IT.
I KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT COMPUTERS
TO PUT A Ph.D. TO SHAME.
YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D LET HIM RUN THE SHOW.
PEONS NEVER TIDY UP WHEN THEY'RE DONE WORKING.
COME ON, BUBBA, IT'S SHOWTIME.
ENGAGE THOSE BUTTONS
TO ACTIVATE THE ALPHA CIRCUIT
AND UNLOCK THE MODULAR GRID.
YOU! ACTIVATE CIRCUITS
29 THROUGH W-7
AND START FULL POWER COORDINATES
ON EXTERIOR DEFENSIVE SYSTEMS.
IN OTHER WORDS, PUSH THIS RED BUTTON.
HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
HE'S HERE!
LET'S GIVE HIM SOMETHING TO WORRY ABOUT!
NOW LET'S SEE...
TRACKING SYSTEMS LOCKED.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
DON'T TENSE UP, HONEY.
NEARLY!
COME ON, BUBBA, YOU'RE WASTING ROCKETS!
COME ON, SUPERMAN!
LET HIM HAVE IT, ROSS!
BUBBA, KEEP FIRING.
I'LL GET THE M-X READY.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
YO! HYAH! WHOA!
KEEP YOUR ROCKETS COMING!
HE WON'T NOTICE THE MISSILE UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE.
SO MUCH FOR YOUR CATLIKE REFLEXES.
GOD!
AHA!
OH! OH!
NO! NO MORE!
LOOK! YOU SIT!
SIT!
HELP!
HELLO!
GIT, YOU JACKASS!
THAT'S HIM OUT OF THE WAY!
NOW, SISTER,
WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONTROL
ALL THE WORLD'S WEAPONS SYSTEMS?
BABY! IT'S DADDY!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY BABY?
GUS, OLD BUDDY GENIUS!
COME JOIN THE FUN!
HE'S STILL COMING!
ARM THE INNER DEFENSES!
WEBSTER, THE GAME'S OVER.
HI, HONEY.
I DON'T KNOW YOU.
BUT THE OTHER NIGHT...
I'M SORRY. THAT WASN'T ME.
THAT GUY'S GONE.
YOU'RE NEXT, WEBSTER!
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF COMPUTERS.
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
IT'S TYPICAL OF YOU.
ALL YOU FOUR WANT IS TO HELP YOURSELVES.
"FOUR...OF YOU"?
YOU MEAN US... FOUR?
WAIT!
OH, HEY, MAN!
THAT'S ONLY HIS LAST NAME.
CALL HIM SUPERMAN.
SEE, I'M NOT WITH THEM, SUPERMAN.
YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME.
THAT'S VERY GOOD.
LET'S SEE HOW LONG HE CAN CARRY ON WITHOUT AIR.
HE'S GOING TO GET ME!
DON'T BET ON IT!
NO! NO... AHHH...
YOU'RE HURTING HIM.
AH!
THAT'S KRYPTONITE!
THIS TIME WE GOT IT RIGHT!
YOU'RE A GENIUS.
YOU'VE INVENTED A MACHINE
THAT FINDS ANYBODY'S WEAK SPOT.
YOU'LL GO DOWN IN HISTORY
AS THE MAN WHO KILLED SUPERMAN.
I'M--NO.
SUPERMAN!
NO!
WAIT A MINUTE!
TURN THE POWER UP!
HE'S HAD ENOUGH POWER.
TURN IT UP!
POWER! MORE POWER!
AH! OWW!
OK...75.
37, THEN 75.
PLEASE...
THERE'S A CURRENT LEVEL OF 7.
IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE...
THERE IT IS!
SHH! SHH!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I DON'T KNOW. THE POWER'S GONE.
GUS PULLED THE PLUG OUT!
IT WORKS. IT WORKS!
I GOT IT!
I GOT THE...
I...OOOHHH...
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
OHHHH...
GIVE ME THAT.
THIS SCREW?
THAT SCREW.
NEVER.
HEY! I CAN'T SEE!
[BONES CRUNCH]
HOLY...
NO! MAKE IT STOP!
IT'S OUT OF CONTROL!
BUT HOW?
WHERE'S THE POWER COMING FROM?
IT'S FEEDING ITSELF.
IT WANTS TO LIVE!
WHAT'S THIS HERE?
WE'LL GO TO THE ZOO.
THEN WE'LL GO--
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
IT'S OK, RICKY!
TURN THE LIGHTS ON!
STOP IT! YOU'RE KILLING HIM!
DON'T! STOP!
YEAH!
PUT ME DOWN!
DON'T LEAVE US ALONE, SUPERMAN!
I GET IT.
THE COAXIAL SHAFT
IS ENDANGERING THE GRID SOURCE FACTOR.
WE'RE THROUGH, FROGFACE. I'M SPLITTING!
WAIT A MINUTE!
HEY, GIRLS!
GIRLS! COME ON!
SIS!
OH! HELP ME!
SIS!
SIS?
OH, MY GOD!
WHAT IS THAT?
LORELEI!
SHE GOT ME!
IT'S YOUR BUBBA!
HELP ME! HELP!
SUPERMAN!
HONEY!
HONEY, I'M STUCK HERE!
WHAT ABOUT ME?
LOOK OUT!
AAH!
BUBBA?
THANK YOU, BROTHER.
REGULAR OR PREMIUM?
WHAT THE HELL?
GIVE HER THE GOOD STUFF.
HOW YOU DOING THERE, GUS?
PLEASE DON'T TALK!
I'M HAVING ENOUGH TROUBLE HANGING ON.
I'LL GO SLOW. YOU'RE PERFECTLY SAFE.
ANY MAN WHO CAN TRICK MY MACHINE
CAN DO ANYTHING.
HOW DID YOU BEAT MY DEFENSES?
THE MACHINE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS IN TROUBLE.
I WENT IN THERE WITH PLAIN ACID.
WHEN THAT STUFF GETS HOT ENOUGH,
IT'LL EAT THROUGH ANYTHING.
WATCH THE TREES.
I GUESS IT DIED OF...ACID INDIGESTION.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO WEBSTER
AND THE LADIES?
THEY'LL HAVE TO SEE THE POLICE NOW.
WHOA! ARE WE IN METROPOLIS YET?
NO. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE A LITTLE STOP.
WHOOOOAAA!
WE'RE ON THE GROUND, GUS.
YOU OK, SUPE?
I'M FINE. EXCUSE ME.
CAN YOU GUYS SPARE ONE OF THESE?
SURE, SUPERMAN.
IT IS SUPERMAN, AIN'T IT?
ARE YOU KIDDING?
DIDN'T YOU SEE US
FLY OUT OF THE SKY?
WE'RE THE ONLY 2 MEN WHO CAN FLY.
JUST RIGHT.
OK, GUS. LET'S GO.
I WAS THINKING ABOUT TAKING THE BUS.
SUIT YOURSELF.
DOES YOUR BOSS HAVE A COMPUTER?
YEAH, HE'S GOT A LITTLE BITTY ONE.
TELL HIM TO GIVE GUS GORMAN A JOB.
WELL, THANK YOU, SUPE.
TAKE CARE.
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
SO LONG!
TAKE IT EASY, MAN.
WELL, YOU GOT GOOD REFERENCES.
IF YOU WANT THAT JOB...
UH...
WELL, NAH. THIS IS NOT FOR ME.
WHERE IS THE BUS STATION?
9 OR 10 MILES OVER THERE.
9 OR 10 MILES?
OK.
YOU REALLY FLEW WITH HIM?
SUPERMAN?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUPERMAN BEFORE?
NO.
YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT ME AND HIM?
ME AND SUPERMAN?
YEAH, WE GO WAY BACK TOGETHER.
WE ALWAYS--USUALLY-- SOMETIMES--WE...
9 OR 10 MILES?
I THINK I'LL WALK.
YEAH, I'LL WALK.
YEAH.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
CLARK!
WHAT A SURPRISE!
COME IN.
HI, MR. KENT.
HI.
MOM'S HAVING DINNER WITH SUPERMAN TONIGHT!
THAT'S WHAT I CAME TO TELL YOU.
SUPERMAN'S SORRY,
BUT HE'S HAD A PROBLEM.
HE CAN'T HAVE DINNER TONIGHT.
I GUESS HE MISSES A LOT OF DINNERS.
WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR ME?
ANY DAY!
I'LL GET MY THINGS.
OK.
LANA, I WAS TALKING TO SUPERMAN.
HE AND I TALK A LOT.
HE FELT BADLY
ABOUT YOU HAVING TO PAWN YOUR RING.
AND...
WELL, HE FOUND...
HE FOUND THIS ONE JUST LYING AROUND...
HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THIS.
A RING FROM SUPERMAN!
I'LL GET IT.
LOOK AT THAT!
OH, CLARK!
IT'S OK.
IT FITS!
LOOKS REALLY PRETTY.
WELL!
BRAD! BRAD!
SON OF A BITCH!
KENT, I HATE YOU.
I'VE ALWAYS HATED YOU.
YOU KNOW WHY?
NO.
'CAUSE YOU'RE NICE.
AND NICE GUYS FINISH LAST!
ARRGGGH!
LOIS, I'VE GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU.
WHO ELSE TURNS A VACATION
INTO A STORY
ABOUT CORRUPTION IN THE CARIBBEAN?
I KNEW I WAS ONTO SOMETHING WHEN I WAS KIDNAPPED.
LOIS, YOU'RE TERRIFIC!
I HAVE TO BE.
SEEMS I'VE GOT COMPETITION.
THAT STORY YOU WROTE ON THE CLASS REUNION?
I THOUGHT IT WAS TERRIFIC.
THANKS.
I LIKED THE LITTLE GIRL BACK HOME.
TELL ME ABOUT IT AT LUNCH.
I'M HAVING LUNCH
WITH MR. WHITE'S NEW SECRETARY.
HI, LANA.
LOIS, THIS IS LANA,
SMALLVILLE'S NEWEST GIFT TO METROPOLIS.
I LIKE YOUR WRITING A LOT.
THANK YOU.
I LIKE YOUR SPARKLER A LOT.
I WAS SURPRISED
WHEN CLARK GAVE IT TO ME.
CLARK?
YES.
MR. WHITE! MR. WHITE!
LOOK WHAT I'VE GOT!
I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS MACHINE!
I HAVE ERRANDS TO RUN BEFORE LUNCH.
GO AHEAD, MR. WHITE.
WHERE'S THE HANDLE?
JUST PUSH THE BUTTON!
[SPEAKING ITALIAN]
GIORGIO, POR FAVORE?
GRAZIE.
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